www.GUYcard.com
The official World Wide Web site for issuing "GUYcards".
Top Ten Reasons to Own a Guy Card
10) Hey, you got every other card in your wallet ...
right?
9) If you're underage, you might find a slow liquor store clerk to accept it
for I.D.
8) Hey, you don't need a Ph.D. to pass the "Guy" test.
7) It's cheaper than a Country Club membership card.
6) It provides some justification for your own really dumb actions.
5) It's less permanent than a tattoo.
4) It's good for a 10% discount from some beer stores (although we haven't
found any yet).
3) It's somehow making a political statement about YOUR rights.
2) It can scrape snow off a frosted windshield.
1) You're a "Guy". You deserve a GUYcard!
Order that
book on "How to Relax", I'll bet they have it at Amazon.com!
Just click on the link below!
